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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

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"Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop"
"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land."
"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"
"What do you call a person who acts based on their feeling rather than logic? A girl on period."
"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"
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