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Joke of the Day
"Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop"
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"Return policy: ""If for any reason you are not satisfied..."" Ok, I'm not satisfied because dwarves and rockets."
"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."
"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""
"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."
"How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed."
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"
"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."
"Still don't understand why all car commercials show the car skidding out of control."