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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who acts based on their feeling rather than logic? A girl on period."
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"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."
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"Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid off"
"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
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"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"
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