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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust."
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"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"
"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"
"How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand."
"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"
"I finally learned what La Quinta means in English Behind Denny's"
"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."
"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."
"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"
"What do you call a flying Jew Smoke"