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Joke of the Day

"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"The soldier survived pepper spray and mustard gas He is now a seasoned veteran."

"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."

"I failed my origami course But it was not my fold"

"I wish I was in a gang so I knew what do to with my hands in pictures."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"

"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."

"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."