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Joke of the Day
"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."
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"Don't expect a ""bless you"" after the 4th sneeze...get your shit together."
"Best joke I've heard in a while 63071"
"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."
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"How much does a hipster weigh? ....An instagram."
"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"
"If you want a waitress to leave you alone for a half hour, tell her you need 5 more minutes to order."
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