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Joke of the Day
"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"
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"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't. They just beat up the room for being dark and arrest the light for being broke."
"How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave at him"
"What did Jack say when Nick called him a son of a bitch? He couldn't say anything. He was a dog."
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
"A political joke for Americans I'm voting for hillary"
"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."
"How do single people honor valentine's day? By Celibating!"
"Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion? He was a little shellfish."
"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"