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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"
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"A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank.. I gave her a right mouthful."
"Why did Russia close all of its airports? The planes were stalin."
"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."
"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
"What do you get if you cross history and a cow? A moo-suem."
"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."
"Surprisingly, Mike Rowe from the show Dirty Jobs has trouble with women. They all say he has a Mike Rowe penis."
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"