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Joke of the Day
"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."
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"It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. ""Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."""
"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."
"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."
"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."
"What do you call a prostitue from Maui? ""Hana Ho"""
"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"
"What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"I've been working on a new type of martial arts that involves the taking of money from Hispanics. TakeJuan'sdough."