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Joke of the Day
"Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."
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"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."
"I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads"
"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"
"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"
"I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck! My mom made that up."
"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"
"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."
"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."