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Joke of the Day
"I invented telescopic arms for snooker players........and the rest is history."
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"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."
"Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common? Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""
"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."
"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"
"Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits? Unit E"
"I am giving up a few negative people for lent. So, if you call, text, Facebook or email and I don't get to back to you?? Odds are it was you."
"Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies? They like their fur long! I'll show myself out..."