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Joke of the Day
"*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty..."
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"I put the p in pants."
"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."
"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."
"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"I had a reaction to some nuts the other day.. ""These are a bit hairy."""
"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."
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