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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"

"Marry had a Little Lamb... Marry had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Marry had a little lamb... The Doctor was surprised."

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."

"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."

"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."

"Does anybody have any really old jokes that are actually funny? I'm talking antiques, 100 years +."

"I honestly don't know how much longer I can be expected to go on before I inherit a manor with a horrifying secret"

"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."