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Joke of the Day

"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."

"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"

"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."

"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"

"I wonder why people think Jesus is coming back... I mean, he wasn't nailed to a boomerang."

"If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though."

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"A Roman walks into a bar.... ...Holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please""."

"Treat life's problems like your dog would... If you can't eat it or fuck it, just piss on it and walk away."

"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."