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Joke of the Day

"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."

"1) ""Obamas spying on you.""2) ""Eh. Cost of being free!""1) ""Obama wants to give you healthcare.""2) ""WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"""

"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"

"Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession he takes a lawyer with him."

"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"

"If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open."

"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"

"What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."