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Joke of the Day
"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."
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"It was so cold out today.. I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets."
"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."
"Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????"
"I just made myself a sandwich... which, if I'm understanding Twitter law correctly... makes me my own bitch."
"I hate sitting comfortably on the couch and then discovering my phone is more than an arm's length away. Also more than a leg's length away."
"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."
"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"
"Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus."