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Joke of the Day

"Marry had a Little Lamb... Marry had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Marry had a little lamb... The Doctor was surprised."

"What do you call it when a homeless wino robs a gay man in a park late at night? A WHAM reunion."

"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."

"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."

"What's the difference between being horny and being hungry? Where you put the cucumber"

"Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur? He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat"

"How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt."

"What do you call people who use the pull-out method? Mom and Dad."

"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"

"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"