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Joke of the Day

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on."

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"

"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"

"My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan."

"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."

"Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."