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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."

"Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... Its a shame they'll never meet."

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."

"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"

"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer"

"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"