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Joke of the Day

"I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes and my dad's really going to get the hump!"

"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."

"You ever notice how many narcissistic pirates there are? Everyone I meet won't stop saying Aye!"

"Mitt Romney's Presidency."

"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."

"I almost got hit by a car today, but due to a swift maneuver I was able to not get hit. It was a Dodge."

"""is Pepsi ok?"" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny"

"Organised a threesome last night There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"