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Joke of the Day
"Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him."
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"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"My grandma still doesn't need glasses... My grandma is over 80 years old and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle."
"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."
"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."
"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"
"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"
"I think I can fix one of your ripped shirts. Well sew it seams anyway."
"enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany"