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Joke of the Day
"Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him."
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"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."
"So Hungry If Katniss Everdeen's friend Peeta got blown up, would the resulting crater be a Peeta pocket?"
"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."
"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."
"Why is imgur down? It was over *cat*pacity."
"Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh"
"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""
"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."