182003
Joke of the Day
"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."
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"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"
"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."
"Sometimes sorry seems to be the hardest word, but usually it's antidisestablishmentarianism."
"What happened to Wendy from Wendy's? ""The Baconator"""
"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."
"If someone has a foot fetish... ...and they cheat, does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?"
"Best period joke ever ."
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"
"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"