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Joke of the Day
"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."
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"Fun prank. Tell your bf you're getting your hair done. Leave. Don't get your hair done. When you come back & he says it looks great stab him"
"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"
"[at bar] ""Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year."" Whoa that's impressive! ""I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."""
"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"
"My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now."
"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"