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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""

"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"""You miss 100% of the shots you never take."" - Wayne Gretzky ""You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."" - Stormtroopers"

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"