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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"

"Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is. I'll give you some time for this one."

"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"

"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"

"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"

"Turkey Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed"

"I found an ant in the men's restroom. Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle would be in there."

"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"