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Joke of the Day
"Why did D.R.E. call his headphones Beats? He named them after his favorite father-son activity."
Next Joke
"So there's an innuendo competition on in town next weekend..... I was thinking of entering my sister."
"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough."
"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."
"My car was like ""change my oil"" & I was like ""change it yourself, stupid"" & it was like ""I can't, I'm an inanimate object"" & then we laughed"
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
"When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that."
"What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause? He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*"
"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"
"What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?"