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Joke of the Day

"So there's an innuendo competition on in town next weekend..... I was thinking of entering my sister."

"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"

"she : XOXOXOXOX Me : stop cheating babe. You can't play both our turns."

"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."

"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"

"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Yeah, neither have they."