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Joke of the Day

"So there's an innuendo competition on in town next weekend..... I was thinking of entering my sister."

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""

"Son, who is that German guy who keeps hiding things in our house? Alzheimer, granpa."

"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."

"My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED"

"My dad would always say this, I don't know if this classifies as a joke, but it's funny I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest Also: That smell could knock a buzzard off a shitpile"

"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."