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Joke of the Day

"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."

"What's a killer whale's favorite pasta? Penguini"

"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."

"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."

"My sister said to me: Where do Tie Fighters sit in church? In the *pew*."

"Family...Friends....Fun...Fridays. All good things start with ""F""."

"What do you call alien life on Europa? European. Credit to Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Late Show"

"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."

"What medicine do you take if your butt hurts? Assprin."