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Joke of the Day

"What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?"

"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."

"Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT."

"First Executive Order: All pornstars must now be blonde."

"My fish can breakdance. But only for five seconds, and only once."

"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"how much would it cost? ""the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now"" around what time will he be back? ""did you not just hear me?"""

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"