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Joke of the Day
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
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"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"A bomb went off in an ink factory... Everyone Dyed."
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"
"I walked into the bar and asked for something cold and full of rum. The bartender yelled to the back, ""Dear, there's someone here to see you."""
"What did one guy at a gay bar say to the other guy? Can I push your stool in? I just wanted to note that my ten year old brother told me this joke.ಠ\_ಠ"
"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."
"A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful."
"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."