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Joke of the Day

"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough."

"""Honey, I think I lost weight!"" ""Get on the scale, I bet you'll find it."""

"Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman."

"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."

"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"

"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"

"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"