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Joke of the Day

"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"

"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""

"What keeps running and doesn't get tired? A Kenyan child."

"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""

"My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out... so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer."

"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."

"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."