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Joke of the Day

"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""

"How do you drown a hipster? In the main stream"

"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."

"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"

"I was thinking of becoming a banker ... But I lost interest"

"Instead of being buried or cremated, I've arranged to be liquidized. I'm not going to a funeral if I can't get drunk."

"The love I feel for my family is always constant. My tolerance is another matter."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"

"Police: Everything you say can and will be held against you Criminal: Boobs"

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"