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Joke of the Day

"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""

"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."

"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch."

"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."

"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"

"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."

"What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her? Namaste here"