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Joke of the Day

"What keeps running and doesn't get tired? A Kenyan child."

"Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment."

"What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre..."

"Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him."

"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."

"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."

"Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water. His dad says, ""Another one? That's the second glass this month."""

"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"

"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"

"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""