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Joke of the Day
"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."
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"What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors."
"Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney."
"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"
"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."
"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"
"so a man answers a phone call... man - ""I don't know, I live about ten miles from the ocean"" wife - ""who was that? what did they want?"" man - ""some asshole who wanted to know if the coast was clear"""
"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"
"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
"You said you run for fun? You know we have the internet now?"