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Joke of the Day
"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"
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"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."
"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""
"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"
"For those who've received my unsolicited dick pix: my computer does NOT have a virus I am purposely sending those to you."
"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."
"Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you."
"I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare."