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Joke of the Day
"What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors."
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"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
"Have you ever been in a Schindler's Lift? If you have, then did you ever feel that it could have carried more people?"
"What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion"
"What's E.T short for He's got little legs."
"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"
"Looking for a job on Craigslist. A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?"
"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""
"What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave? Namaste."
"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"