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Joke of the Day

"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"

"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""

"How do you spell me? ""M E."" ""No you forgot the D."" ""There's no D in me."" ""Not yet."" It's a classic, my friend got me with this right after I got him with the ""duck weigh""."

"What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!"

"An old man's wife jumps out of the bathroom in a loose robe and shouts.... SUP-ER PUSSY!!! To which the old man replies ""I'll just have the soup"""

"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"*passenger next to me starts putting on headphones* Are you mad at me?"

"My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."