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Joke of the Day

"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"

"Don't ever compete against Heinz... You're always going to play catch up."

"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"

"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself."

"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"

"What do you need when you're not doing well in your Advanced Placement U.S. History class? A Push"

"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."

"You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince."

"Are you an arson and a musician? WOOOOOOOAAHHHHHooOOO, YOUR SAX IS ON FIRE!"