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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"
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"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.. But no one will do it."
"After just starting uni, I have decided I don't like referencing. I don't like it et al."
"Hot girls on Twitter: Single and straight: 3% Lesbians: 12% Taken and straight: 15% Men: 70%"
"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"
"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"
"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""
"I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come."