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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"

"my wife's divorcing me and i asked reddit for help i hit the lawyer, what now"

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."

"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"

"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."

"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."

"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"