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Joke of the Day

"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."

"Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance"

"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."

"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."

"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."

"Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full? Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes."

"Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? Because they're trying asbestos they can."

"What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager."