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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."
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"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."
"During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name."
"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"
"Amy's Baking Company"
"How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now."
"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"
"Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time."