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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."
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"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"
"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"
"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"
"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
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"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."