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Joke of the Day
"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"
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"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""
"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"
"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"
"Admit it... You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status."
"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"
"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"
"This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over."
"Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name."
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."