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Joke of the Day
"I make bad jokes This is one of them."
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"What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming"
"Doctor: ""Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!"" Kate: ""I'm pregnant?!"" Doctor: ""No. You have a tapeworm."""
"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."
"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."
"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."
"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"
"How do you get an elephant on a train? You take the ""S"" out of sub, and the ""F"" out of way. [Say it out loud]"
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown.. Who the fuck took a shit in my garden?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"