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Joke of the Day

"my wife's divorcing me and i asked reddit for help i hit the lawyer, what now"

"I've been trying to sell my child to any house that will take her. I'm a daughter door salesman."

"How did David Copperfield get HIV? From doing Magic."

"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."

"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"

"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."