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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."
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"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"
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"Absinthe For when you'd love to wake up in the morning...naked on a raft in your neighbour's pool, but lack the motivation"
"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
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"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby."
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."