80441
Joke of the Day
"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"
Next Joke
"30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown."
"The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: ""That's way too big to fit in the back door."" 4 people in unison: ""That's what she said!"""
"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."
"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."
"What's up late and optimistic?"
"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It is very time consuming"
"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."
"Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR."