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Joke of the Day
"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"
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"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."
"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"
"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"
"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"
"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."
"Apparently ""The WiFi signal is the strongest there"" isn't the right answer when the boss asks ""Why are you spending so much time in toilet?"""
"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"
"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."
"I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings."