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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
Next Joke
"Her: Are you getting off early today? Me: THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME!"
"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
"? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures."
"The fastest way to get karma is... ...is to make someone think they are learning how to get karma"
"No matter how kind you think you are... German kids are always kinder"
"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
"What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative"
"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."