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Joke of the Day

"Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"(NSFW) What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fucks..."

"Really, Weather Guy? It's gonna be a ""pleasant"" weekend? How about you go to Stacy's baby shower and report back."

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."

"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"

"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."

"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."

"[reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? ""yes"" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat"

"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."

"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."